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TEAM F

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jade harley

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Team: F

Jade Harley, from aprox 3 years post-Homestuck but also epilogues/Homestuck 2 aren't real and can't hurt me

Demidog. Witch of Space. Age 19.

HISTORY.

Due to her grandfather dying at a young age, Jade grew up all alone on a deserted island, filled with her grandfather’s strange tech and her guard dog who Was Also Kind Of God, named Bec. Bec took good care of her, and she was able to communicate with her friends John and Rose and Dave over the internet, but Jade’s life was defined by loneliness. In her dreams, at least, she got a reprieve—she could visit a world called Prospit, a world that existed within SBURB, and there she could not only interact with the denizens of Prospit, but also get insight into future events, which she often cryptically mentioned to her friends.

Finally reaching SBURB, her dreamself died, barring her from ever visiting Prospit in her sleep again. Also, now she has to help her friends on this video-game-turned-real-life-quest that involves breeding frogs and creating a new universe, all while the game was very hostile towards them, and an alien race known as Trolls kept hassling them. It was very stressful, and Jade was forced to drop her bubbly personality and accept that sometimes you just have to be fucking mean, among, like, other things. Also she died (don’t worry about it) and became a god,? (don’t worry about it) which involved fusing with her dog Bec (EXTREMELY don’t worry about it) which made her even more of a god than her friends who also became gods. Neat?

She and John and Other Complicated Things I Don’t Want To Touch spend three years traveling to a new universe where they could actually win SBURB, with no one but themselves and denizens of Prospit/Derse for company, which was… less glamorous than it sounds, and also underexplored. And also retconned. We don’t talk about it. And then afterwards they finish the game and create a new universe and everything is fine the end.

Jade comes from Earth C, some three years or so after beating SBURB and creating their new universe and enjoying the spoils of that as they deserve.

(The Epilogues and Homestuck 2 aren’t real and cannot hurt me.)

TEAM.

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RELATIONSHIPS.

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OUTSIDE DYWC.

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CHAPTERS.

⇢ (the burden of) another soul

Jade wakes up in another world where her powers have been severely nerfed. She's not a huge fan, but the company's nice-- well, minus the attempted murder. (It's fine though it's fine.)

⇢ another soul (interlude)

Jade and Soma bond over memes. Jade tries to get Kratos to open up, and fails.

⇢ Never Have I Ever.

Team F plays Never Have I Ever. In retaliation for all the dog jokes lobbed at her, Jade hits Soma with every vampire joke she can think of.

⇢ yeet

Jade and Soma bond more over memes.

⇢ conditional immortality

Team F discusses Jade's conditional immortality. Kratos talks her and Soma out of doing something incredibly dumb.

⇢ tomatoes

Kratos and Shulk bond over a shared hated vegetable. Jade commits physics crimes with Shulk.

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